theotherhalfofthebrain:

lokislysander:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.

Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.

I also accept this headcanon

Accepted

(Source: lmnpnch)

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spockisinthetardis:

thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

oh god it’s back

(Source: onac911)

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minterpeabotea:

nitohri:

transparent “the” from that one episode of spongebob

procrastination

minterpeabotea:

nitohri:

transparent “the” from that one episode of spongebob

procrastination

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  • Cops on crime drama: We caught the killer!
  • Me: Not with 35 minutes left you haven't.

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I’m a word freak. I like words. I’ve always compared writing to music. That’s the way I feel about good paragraphs. When it really works, it’s like music.
Hunter S. Thompson (via petrichorals)

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adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

yep, sounds about right.

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that-fucking-lame-dude:

Game of Thrones cast photos out of character.

I love these photos so much

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sleeepynatural:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

Dan look

sleeepynatural:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

Dan look

(Source: neverforget14)

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mister-smalls:

I’m going to pointlessly throw my hat in the ring here and say that while I have never once seen a black person claim that dreadlocks are culturally significant to them and should not be grown by members of other cultures, I have also never once seen a white person with dreadlocks who didn’t look like a soggy mop with shoes on

White people with dreadlocks look like soggy mops?

Well, why don’t we consult the almighty Google image search:

Ever heard of Tribal Goth?

Only two photos in, and the odds are already stacking up against you….

Looks like dreads can look good regardless of gender….

Soggy, yes. Sexy, yes. Mop, no.

Have a closer look, minus the sogginess from the beach.

Remember Crystal Bowersox?

How about when Bill Kaulitz had dreads?

Now, what was that you were saying about a soggy mop?

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thestonemask:

rebelliousavox:

there is a hell in the zelda fandom

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